“Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly he isn’t me. But if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switch to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me.”
The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
Surely by now you have seen the Old Spice commercial featuring a half-naked herculean stud that in less than 33 seconds describes to the ladies that while Old Spice can’t help their man be him at least it’ll help them smell like him, thus vicariously through the scent being with the man their man could smell like.