So yours truly was searching the internet for Paul Rudd images on Google. While weeding out the potentials for this article, the particular image you see above caught my fancy. Who wouldn’t want to see an image of a naked Paul Rudd in bed covered by a thin bed sheet? The image is from an article over at FashionIndie.com, the funny thing about it as you can see is that the ad generated by GumGum appears almost over Paul Rudd’s crotch. “As if” the image’s awesomeness by itself wasn’t enough, it is further reinforced by two smiling graduates one of whom thumbs up the image (bonus points for those of you who caught the CLUELESS reference, those who didn’t are probably too young to remember).
Now what the heck was this supposed to be about? Oh yes, someone recently put up a link to Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Celery Man on Facebook. If you are a sucker for random videos and haven’t seen the clip yet, you’re in for a treat.
At the risk of linking the YouTube video that sooner or later Cartoon Network will have removed due to copyright violations, thus linking you to blank box. Here it is anyway:
Paul Rudd works on a voice-activated desktop running the Cinco Identity Generator 2.5 in the middle of an X-Men Cerebro-styled room. Generating alternate Paul identities that perform different dance moves by overlapping sequences.
"Computer load up Celery Man, please."
Loading up Celery Man brings up a Paul side-stepping loop to the beat of the music.
"Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3."
However, by kicking up and engaging the 4d3d3d3. The seemingly repetitive Celery Man comes alive with dance.
add sequence: OYSTER
Now things are really getting kicked-up, sequence OYSTER brings in the headbanger element to Celery Man. More aggressive and less tame.
"Ah, gimmie a printout of OYSTER smiling."
Sequence OYSTER is so badass, that when Paul requests a “printout of OYSTER smiling”, all he gets is a smug look.
"I can't wait to enterTAYNE you."
And does he ever!
The computer has been working on a beta sequence called TAYNE that is here to enterTAYNE you! No request goes unfulfilled as a Hat Wobble and Flahrgunnstow really gets TAYNE into action.
Hat Wobble
Flarhgunnstow
Flarhgunnstow TAYNE!
Nude TAYNE
I guess Paul Rudd is about as curious as the rest of us, he requests that the computer generate a nude TAYNE. After a Not Safe For Work Warning, the computer proceeds.
"Oh s***! I'm ok. . ."
Judging by the I just sucked on a sour ass lemon face, whatever the computer generated was not to Paul’s taste.
"I'll get it later, we have important work to do."
You have to admire Paul Rudd’s work ethic! The computer pauses their “work” as an emergency call from his wife comes in. Paul replies by saying he’ll get it later, “we have important work to do.”
ERROR: BETA TAYNE IMPROPER CODING
Now you understand why he’ll pick up emergency phone calls later. The program crashes as there is improper coding of beta TAYNE. There is much “work” to be done here indeed!